DAMIEN CATCHALL

[fleshedout]

GIVE ME A SHITPOST

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[fleshedout]

Touché. Though honestly, I'd take "boring" over "crazy", some days.

[highrisk]

Oh yeah?

[fleshedout]

I deal with people who do all sorts of bizarre stuff. It's hardly a walk in the park.

[highrisk]

Like what?

[fleshedout]

Hm. One man had the ability to turn metal into giant balloon animals that could burrow under your skin and explode.

[highrisk]

What the hell kind of ability is that?

[fleshedout]

It was his "Stand". It's pretty rare, but some people in my world have abilities like that. They're all different.

[highrisk]

Some people have abilities in my world too, but none like... That.

[fleshedout]

Oh? What abilities do they have?

[highrisk]

More basic stuff. Things like making electricity, or reading minds.

[fleshedout]

Huh.

[That does sound basic to her.]

Can you do anything like that?

[highrisk]

Nnnnope.

[fleshedout]

[STARES AT HIM]

Really?

[highrisk]

I'm not lying about that.

[fleshedout]

...Alright.

[She huffs, closing her eyes.]

I've got a Stand. But it doesn't work here.

[highrisk]

Right. Everyone's brought down to normal, then handed colors to make up for it...

What can you usually do?

[fleshedout]

Meat spray.





[????]

[highrisk]

What.

[fleshedout]

[Just stares at him like this explains everything!!!]

[highrisk]

Explain. What does that even mean?

[fleshedout]

[Just pats the golden spray can hanging from the holster on her side.]

I can spray flesh. It has multiple uses.

[Yes, she calls it a "meat spray" even in canon though this is just how it is.]

[highrisk]

Name one.

[fleshedout]

[Matter of factly:]

I could spray it all over your mouth and eyes and have it bind to your flesh so that you suffocate and die blind.

[JESUS]

[highrisk]

[fleshedout]

[the smallest little edge of a smile :) hehe]