DAMIEN CATCHALL

[fleshedout]

GIVE ME A SHITPOST

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[highrisk]

Their systems aren't that hard to hack.

[fleshedout]

....."Hack"?

[highrisk]

Yeah, like... Breaking in.

But not physically.

[fleshedout]

Like through an ability?

[highrisk]

No, because I don't have an ability.

Through computers.

[fleshedout]

Computers seem almost magical...

[she still has like. zero idea about them]

[highrisk]

They practically are. Once you know enough about them to do what you want.

[fleshedout]

Maybe I need to look into computers...

[highrisk]

You're from way in the past compared to me, right?

At the very least, like, invest in them.

[fleshedout]

I think so, yes. When are they invented?

[highrisk]

Good question. In the... 90s...?

[fleshedout]

...

I'm from 1890, Damien. Are you talking about that 90s?

[highrisk]

Oh, right. You'll probably be dead by 1990.

[fleshedout]

[She........doesn't say anything to that. Just frowns.]

[highrisk]

... Maybe you can take the phone with you and reverse engineer it and invent cell phones. Get super rich that way.

[fleshedout]

...

Do I look like I could reverse engineer anything, Damien.

[SHE IS A JOCK]

[highrisk]

I don't know.

[fleshedout]

Well, I can't. So no going on that idea. [Dryly:] Maybe I should kidnap you and make you do it.

[highrisk]

I'm good on being kidnapped, thanks.