right okay so there's this thing called autocorrect that takes any typos and automatically replaces them with the closest real word to what you mistyped if you have an unusual name it might try to fix it to a more common word like it keeps trying to correct my last name Fenton to Canton so just like...double check what you're typing and go back and fix it because right now your name just keeps coming through as hot pants
the name hot pants! like did you pick it out yourself or was your parents' last name pants and when they had you they decided to give you a matching name
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hello
i'm using the microphone
who is this
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who are you?
do you need help?
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i'm fine. i just hate this thing.
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what
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okay so
there's this thing called autocorrect that takes any typos and automatically replaces them with the closest real word to what you mistyped
if you have an unusual name it might try to fix it to a more common word
like it keeps trying to correct my last name Fenton to Canton
so just like...double check what you're typing and go back and fix it
because right now your name just keeps coming through as hot pants
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that's my name
it's hot pants
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for real?
no way
[ there's a gap in his responses for a minute as he frantically scrolls through the contacts and profiles... ]
oh my god your name is hot pants
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we have gone over this three times now
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i just
HOT PANTS??
how does that HAPPEN
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like
did you pick it out yourself
or was your parents' last name pants and when they had you they decided to give you a matching name
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that's all there is to it
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sure
okay
do you have a nickname or something though
[ because danny isn't sure he can address someone as "hot pants" without devolving into laughter ]
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what do people normally call you
hot?
ms pants?
something else? do you have a middle name or something?
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someone i met before called me hp
once again, i don't really care. can we move on
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hp it is then
you need help with anything else?
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i don't need help with anything
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o.O
no wait
hang on
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there we go
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fire
fire
firer
fime
fine
shut up
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:X
wait
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ooooh wait there's other ones too
😶🤫🤨😐😉
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F A C E S
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